Заболел ветеринар, который раньше никогда не болел. Приходит к терапевту.
Сидят пять минут молча, смотрят друг на друга. В конце концов терапевт спрашивает:
– Ну, на что жалуетесь?
Ветеринар воскликнул:
– Что?.. Блять, вот так вот просто, да?
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